Terminal
Where the mechanics live before they're real. A few things here already work. The rest is exactly what it says it is: not live yet.
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Live demo of the mechanic, running locally in your browser. No wallet, no contract, no real $USELESS yet. Later, staking becomes optional: burn $USELESS to make a Banker go legit — a one-way move that locks in a permanent share of the reward stock categories below. Dark stays flexible. Legit stays paid.
Six categories a legit Banker will eventually earn a slice of. The prices below are real, pulled live — the earning part isn't wired up yet.
AAPL
$343.91
-1.10%
NVDA
$216.00
+2.39%
TSLA
$391.62
+5.21%
SPY
$765.37
+0.71%
GME
—
MSTR
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Once the Vault is real, this is where $USELESS trades against the reward stock categories. For now it's a mockup — nothing here executes.
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Rarer traits will pull more weight in the Vault. The planned formula, in plain terms:
Banker score = sum of all its traits' weights
multiplier = your score ÷ a plain 5-trait Banker's score
A 1%-rare trait scores 100. A 50%-common one scores 2. More traits and rarer traits both push the score up — which is why a loaded, rare Banker earns faster than a plain one, not just a luckier one.
A representative simulation, using real rarity numbers from this collection:
| Banker | Score | Multiplier | $USELESS/hr* |
|---|---|---|---|
| Plain, 5 common traits | 45.5 | 1.00x | 0.50 |
| 7 traits, a couple of rare picks | 241.0 | 5.29x | 2.65 |
| Alien body (1 of 11 in the whole supply) | 748.4 | 16.44x | 8.22 |
*Illustrative only, at a hypothetical 0.5 $USELESS/hr base rate. Real rates, if this ships, get set when the Vault contract does.
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Nothing above the Meme Printer link and the live tickers is active. No token exists yet, nothing accrues real value, and nothing here is financial advice — not now, and not once it's real either.