6,666 pixel bankers.
Zero financial advice.
Hand-drawn at 32×32, one pixel at a time. No team allocation, no hidden rarity, no compliance department. Just bankers who showed up where the vault used to be.
- Supply
- 6,666
- Chain
- Robinhood
- Whitelist
- 0 ETH · 1/wallet
- Public
- 0.0006 ETH
A few of the 6,666
Every Banker is hand-drawn, not templated. Here are eight, picked at random from the vault.
The lore
Somewhere between a bank run and a bull run, 6,666 bankers got left behind. Nobody remembers hiring them. Nobody remembers firing them either — they just stayed, standing where the vault used to be, in suits that never quite fit.
They don't have a license. They don't have a compliance department. Some of them don't have eyes. A handful aren't entirely human. All of them showed up anyway, drawn one pixel at a time, because somebody had to represent finance's dumbest era on-chain.
Useless Bankers isn't trying to fix anything. There is no whitepaper with a hockey-stick chart, no roadmap promising a metaverse. There's just 6,666 guys who lost the plot, minted on Robinhood Chain, at a price low enough that even they could afford it.
Mint one, or don't. Nobody here gives financial advice — least of all the bankers.
How rarity actually works
Every Banker starts with the same base: background, body, mouth and clothes are guaranteed. Eyes are guaranteed too — unless the body doesn't have room for them (more on that below). That base is 4 or 5 traits, depending on the body.
From there, a weighted roll decides how loaded a Banker gets. Four extra trait slots exist — accessories, beard, head piece, and a second mouth layer — and the roll picks how many of them a given Banker carries, from zero up to all four. Which specific slots get filled is random every time, so two 7-trait Bankers can look completely different.
Trait-count distribution
Two body types break the base rule entirely, and both are capped at an exact count — not a probability, a hard number.
| Body type | Count | % of supply | Rule |
|---|---|---|---|
| Normal | 6,556 | 98.35% | Full trait pool, eyes included |
| Zombie | 99 | 1.49% | No eyes, ever — beard still allowed |
| Alien | 11 | 0.17% | No eyes, no beard — fixed at 11 |
One more fixed rule: four clothing pieces — the neck-chain singlets — never appear alongside an accessory. If a Banker rolls one of those, its accessory slot is removed from the pool before anything else is picked. It's a small rule, but it makes those four singlets read as slightly cleaner and slightly rarer in practice.
Every individual trait value — every background color, every hairstyle, every pair of glasses — carries its own rarity percentage too. That number is shown on every Banker's page in the gallery, calculated straight from the final 6,666, not estimated.
Roadmap
No dates. No promises we can't keep. Tap a phase for the detail.
01MintLive6,666 Useless Bankers. 0 ETH team allocation. 0 ETH whitelist, 1 per wallet. 0.0006 ETH public. OpenSea, Robinhood Chain.+
No presale rounds, no team wallet set aside before the public does. Whitelist gets one free mint per wallet, gas only. Public mint opens right after at 0.0006 ETH, no cap on attempts beyond wallet balance. Every image and trait is generated and locked before mint opens — nothing is revealed later, what you see in the gallery is what you get.02The FloorLiveFull site live. Random gallery. Every trait, every rarity number, out in the open — no hidden math.+
The gallery pulls from the full 6,666, not a curated sample. Every trait's rarity percentage is calculated from the actual final collection, not estimated ahead of time. If a number here disagrees with a third-party rarity tool, ours is the one built from the source data.03The Useless VaultPlannedStake your Banker. Earn $USELESS over time. Ironic name, real yield — unlike real bankers, we actually give something back.+
A staking contract holders can opt into: lock a Banker in, accrue $USELESS on a fixed schedule, unstake whenever. No lockup periods, no early-withdrawal penalty. Contract will be shared for review before it goes live — we're not asking anyone to trust a black box with their NFT.04The Meme PrinterPlannedA holder-only generator that turns your Banker's traits into shareable banners and memes. No design skills required.+
Connect your wallet, pick a Banker you hold, drop it into a set of banner and meme templates built around the collection's traits. Export and post. It costs nothing beyond holding — the point is more Bankers on more timelines, not a new revenue line.05Useless GovernancePlanned$USELESS holders vote on what's next. Small stakes, real say. Mostly pointless decisions. Occasionally not.+
Token-weighted votes on genuinely small things at first — which meme templates ship next, how the Vault's reward rate adjusts — to prove the mechanism works before it touches anything that matters. If it holds up, the scope grows.
FAQ
The questions that come up before mint.